Mr. Jesus 2.3, representing "The God of Abraham"

Mr. Jesus 2.3, representing "The God of Abraham"
In reality I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3, by the "international Fellowship of Christians & Jews", who have pushed the envelope with 'The God of Abraham", but the truth is that I'm virtually Jesus Christ, and I'm the master of my own domain. I'm a mastermind, who has mastered his mind. I'm not here to save your butt, but I'm here to tell you the truth. If you can't cope with that reality, don't blame me at all. I know my reason for being here, and thank ALLAH for giving me life.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Jesus Freakin' Christ!!! I'm not one of Jerry's kid's . . .

. . . & that's the truth my friends, but if you want to know what's goin' on, you can help put me on the show!




To tell you the truth, here's a trinity of questions they ask at the man's website:

Does everybody tell you that you should be a guest on Show?
Do you have a shocking secret to confess to someone on our show?
Are you involved in family drama and want to be on our show?

In reality it's a trinity that I can relate too!

Somebody told me just a moment ago,
That it may be time for me to spring into action.
They told me I should go on the show,
Even though my secret is out in the open.

I’m virtually jesus Christ you see,
But many simply don’t believe what I say,
Even though I’ve got a way to prove it.
I’m not feeding you cosmic debris,
Just a little food for thought.

If you think I’m just one crazy guy,
You’re not the only one.
At one time my love thought so also,
And that’s no lie at all.
In reality WWJD, if confronted with this situation?
I’ll tell you exactly what she did,
But you’ll have to wait until we’re on the show!

It’s a drama in the family that I don’t mind talkin’ about,
And you can ask any damn thing you want,
Once we get on the freakin’ show!

What’s this show I’m talkin’ about,
You may just want to know.
It’s about time I spring the name on you,
But first I’ve got something to say.

I’ve been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3 by the “International Fellowship of Christians & Jews”,
Who have pushed the envelope with “The God of Abraham”, and that’s no lie my friends.
They’re the ones who HOPE for some CHANGE, while they seek their profits of dollars & cents.
Some believe they’ve been chosen by the ONE that created everything,
While others believe they’ll be better off dead, as they fear that final moment.

I’m just a guy who tries to abide, as I kill a little time.
I’m here to help you make sense of what the prophets of God have said.
I’ve tested as a mastermind, and I’ve got my peace of mind.
I don’t imagine a world at peace, because there’s never been one.
I cope with the reality that’s right in front of me, because the truth has set me free.

I’m not here to save your butt, but I’ll let you in on a little secret.
The truth that sets a being free is responsibility.
Take responsibility for all you think & everything you do,
And you may find your peace of mind, or discover what Nirvana means.
C’est la vie, or Joie de Vivre, the choice is yours to make.

Don’t blame the other guy for what you don’t know,
And if you want to know the truth,
You’ve gotta’ do it for yourself,
But now is the time, I’ll tell you the show,
For those who want to know.

Jerry Springer, of course!

He’s just the guy to tell the world,
That Jesus has returned,
It’s true it’d be the first time for me,
But in reality I’ve been here for many years.

It’s been said by some who read the bible,
And comprehend the light that's staring them in the eyes,
That the guy many know as Christ,
Hung out with the lowlifes that you find on Jerry’s show.

It’s even been said he married a prostitute, & moved to the south of France.
Wouldn’t you know I’m a Frenchmen too, and I’ve been with one or two prostitutes also.
To tell you the truth, I didn’t marry them, and in reality I’ve got just one wife.
She’s the love of my life, and a Christian girl, while I’m just a friendly Muslim man.

How can that be, you may want to ask me,
and I’ll be glad to answer your questions.
But the first thing that’s gotta’ be done is to get me on the show,
Or you’ll never know what I’m doing here now!

There was a time when I was in the drug trade,
And I had a sharp mind way back when,
But then I offended the bossman,
And got my ass canned.

In reality it didn’t bother me, but it didn’t sit well with the wife.
WWJD, you may ask yourself, but that won’t answer the question.
You’re not her, and you're not me either, so don’t try to figure it out,
Unless of course you take the time, to discover what I’m talkin’ about.

It’s not that hard to do my friends, if you’ve got some time to kill,
But if you’re too busy with trivial pursuits, you’ll never know the truth.
And now I think I’ll bid farewell, but only for a moment.
It’s the end of this epistle, and I’ve got to take a piss.

Peace be with those of you who want to know the truth,
And for the rest of you, and your loved ones too,
Live long & prosper also,
Just don’t forget to remember, you can’t take anything with you when you’re gone!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours, Jesus Christ!