Jesus Christ!!! The truth about christ & mass

Hey one and all It's me again, Mr. Jesus 2.3!
I'm not the first guy to go by that name,
do you remember who that other guy was?

I know he wasn't a GOD, and neither am I,
no matter what the "International Fellowship of Christians & Jews" believe,
even if they think they know what the GOD of ABRHAM wants.
I'm not the judge, but I was born dan the man, do you know what that means?
My middle name is Harold, I'm not lying to you, and I'm hear to Proclaim the truth of Islam!

I was nurtured in the womb of Gabrielle, no angel, but she is my Mother;
The Qur'an was delivered by an angel named Gabriel,
and Mohammad was the Messenger who received it!
Allahumma salli ala Muhammad.

I'm just the guy who is here to tell you the truth,
I may not be what you expected,
but in reality I'm here at this very moment!

What do you think you can do about it,
or do you believe something else still?

Just so you know, it's all in your head, you only need to reread everything again.
And decide if I'm messin' with your head, because I'm not the new Messiah,
I'm just a Muslim Master Mind, who has mastered his mind,
a peaceful warrior for ALLAH, and yes, I'm HIS slave,
but in my mind I'm as free as can be!
You could even make the argument that It feels like teen spirit,
or God forbid, that concept they call Nirvana.
But in reality Nirvana is mental masturbation,
and look what all the money did to Kurt,
maybe it has something to do with cocaine too,
does it really matter since the guy is dead!

With an Everlasting Love,
Now, & Forever Always,
virtually yours,
Jesus freakin' Christ!