Mr. Jesus 2.3, representing "The God of Abraham"
In reality I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3, by the "international Fellowship of Christians & Jews", who have pushed the envelope with 'The God of Abraham", but the truth is that I'm virtually Jesus Christ, and I'm the master of my own domain. I'm a mastermind, who has mastered his mind. I'm not here to save your butt, but I'm here to tell you the truth. If you can't cope with that reality, don't blame me at all. I know my reason for being here, and thank ALLAH for giving me life.
First you need to pull your head out of your ass, then start pulling the muck out. You silly fuck.
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Jesus 3.0
I've given it some thought and decided to knock you back to Jesus 1.9.
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Jesus 3.0
You think too much Jesus 3.0
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you insignificant slug?
You act like a puppy,
but you're really a trained seal.
Thanx for stopping by, my friend.
Hope to see you again!
Before you die, would be okay with me,
but die you must, you muckypup.
C'est la Vie. the kids are alright, and so is me.
Who do you think you are? I'd like to see,
what you're hiding from me.
I’m hiding my dog’s penis from you.
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Jesus 3.0
Jesus Infinity (iJesus) here, just letting you know you both have a long way to go to reach my level. You can't handle my reality, it's at least twice as real as yours, you deluded moron.
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iJesus
You pale to my omnipotence. And yes, I’m still hiding my dog’s penis from you.
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Jesus 3.0
it's quite funny to see some anonymous dicks think they can outwit the man with the biggest balls. C'est la Vie - you don't bother me in this reality or the next.
ReplyDeleteIf one of you is so omnipotent, and the other has 2 realites you should get together to play.
That may not be prudent, but what can i say.
I'm just a man, who goes by the name Jesus 2.3
You both are anonymous, and sign your name with glee, thinking you are similar to me. You use the name jesus like it means nothing to the world, I use the name jesus because i know exactly what it means.
Do you understand what i mean? Or are you mean because that's all you understand?
Love ya,
jesus 2.3
Spare the rod, spoil the Jesus 1.9. That’s not being mean.
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Jesus 3.0
Love used the rod more than i,
ReplyDeletebut she says we spoiled Fate & Design.
If i run into this guy jesus 1.9,
I'll treat him nice, if he's a nice guy.
And all the best to you, #3 -
if we play our cards right,
you just might not be needed.
Being omnipotent I noticed Faith used a good two handed grip while inserting the rod up your rectum.
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Jesus 3.0
#3 my friend, you are mistaken. There's nothing up my rectum.
ReplyDeleteI'm not omnipotent, and I don't need Faith. You see my friend - I know what the truth is.
Do you know what you're talking about?